funny pickup lines

• Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right. • I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight. • Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. • I didn’t know that Miss America lived here! • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! • I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too. • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? • I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra. • Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy. • Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man? • Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!" • Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’! • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you. • If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? • Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. • Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!! • Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see. • Damn! And I thought I was good looking! • My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!